I like to wear shirts with things that I grew up with or am a fan of on them, like Star Wars, old video games, or cartoons.
I have glasses with thicker frames so they’re harder for my daughter to break.
I will occasionally bring my laptop to a Starbucks to write when my wi-fi is out at the apartment.
I like wearing hats that aren’t baseball caps.
I don’t wear skinny jeans.
I don’t ride a fixed gear bike.
I don’t wear a beret when I go to the fitness center and stare blankly at the weight machine.
I believe life is too short to not genuinely enjoy things.
So don’t call me a hipster.
I don’t even know what the frak a hipster really is.